Has Russia Made Me A Drug Dealer?

Evidence For:

• I have two phones.
• Today I walked into a bank carrying over £3,000 in cash.
• Yesterday, when my attempt to withdraw cash was denied, I burst into tears.
• After which I messaged every single person I know here, asking them to withdraw cash for me.
• At one point, I was on the phone to my tearful mother, and actually, genuinely, said the words 'Don't worry, I have ways of sorting it. I'll get the money somehow.'

Evidence Against:

• I have never in my life consumed hard drugs, never mind dealt them.

Well, that settles it. Russia is a crazy country, but it has not made me a drug dealer. What it has made me do, however, is withdraw money to the value of £300 every day for the last week in order to pay for my tuition fees in cash, because apparently Russian banks can't deal with receiving card payments or bank transfers from non-Russian banks. Thanks, Russia. Thanks.